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Happy Thursday America. Such great news to report. But first – seven jokes.
Both American and Southwest Airlines say they’ll comply with President Biden’s order to force their employees be vaccinated. Meanwhile, Spirit Airlines will begin requiring their employees to brush their teeth.
The president of the toy association said this week that kids might not get what they want this Christmas due to the national shortages. “Great, more money to spend on strippers,” said Dana Perino
Jon Gruden will be removed from the Buccaneers ring of honor over emails that contained racist insults — which some say is hypocritical because O.J. Simpson remains in the NFL Hall of Fame. But that’s an apples to oranges comparison since there’s no proof Simpson sent mean emails.
The global supply chain crunch has made it hard to find Halloween costumes in stores. So this year, Chris Cuomo is going to pretend to be a journalist.
This week William Shatner became the oldest man to travel to space. Scientists suspect the 90-year-old took control of the rocket at some point because it never turned off its turn signal.
Footwear brand “Minnetonka” has apologized for making moccasins for 75 years, because it’s not a native American-owned business. To remedy this problem, the CEO says the company will be changing its name to Elizabeth Warren.
And finally — with Biden’s war on energy independence, the price of coal has skyrocketed. So this Christmas all the naughty kids will be getting their stockings filled with solar panels.
And that’s your seven jokes.
So did you know that New York Mayor, Bill de Blasio, otherwise known as a walking tree of turds, is removing the statue of Thomas Jefferson from City Hall?
In case you went to public schools, Jefferson was a Founding Father, our third president, but also a slave-owner. The statue had been there for nearly two hundred years – a year for every screw-up de Blasio makes in a week.
But after all the…
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