Greg Gutfeld: We are playing a game of Russian roulette

So, this show is doing great, and I know this cuz I actually read the mail. Well, my young assistant, Clive, reads them to me, as I lay in my hammock and he feeds me grapes. He actually shoots them at me.

And a lot of the mail says, “Greg, this show is doing great.” Also, “dude, you’ve really been working out.” And “Wow, it’s like you get taller every day!” Signed: Neil Patrick Harris.

But I get a few complaints. A lot about not enough camera shots of Kat’s feet. I forgot I gave Varney my email. But mostly it’s about swearing. We swear too much on the show, and I agree. Swearing can get an easy laugh, and it feels good. But I don’t like it when we overdo it.

So why am I saying this? Well, cuz we’re f***ed. Sorry, there’s no other word to describe the current situation we are in.

Think about it – as we criminalize parenting, we decriminalize criminals. As we target people trying to protect their kids, we protect those trying to target us. We’re living in a time, where we play catch and release with deranged criminals — picking them up, then tossing them back into the general population, like a fisherman releasing an underweight bass. 

It’s now a game of Russian roulette. The government is the gun… The bullet is the criminal… And you’re the target.

Meanwhile — all the secure libs sit in their safe beds watching “Squid Game” on Netflix — a drama from South Korea where people are randomly killed in a series of children’s games. Think hide and go seek with machetes.

I enjoyed the first episode, but I was done. I don’t need to watch it. I can just walk outside and see it for real, on my streets.

NETFLIX’S ‘SQUID GAME’ RECEIVES WARNING FROM PARENTS COUNCIL FOR BEING ‘INCREDIBLY VIOLENT

Jermaine Foster, sick a maniac had just allegedly robbed one woman Saturday, then knocked another woman to the ground. Maria Ambrocio — a 58-year-old cancer nurse. She fell, suffered a mortal head wound and died a day later. This…