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Gutfeld: Our world is run by ‘but-heads’
‘Gutfeld’ panel discusses how people say one thing, then follow up with a ‘but’ that contradicts what they just said, as we’ve seen with regard to the COVID pandemic.
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Happy Tuesday everyone. It’s time for my favorite show: The But-Heads.
Our world is run by buttheads. These are people who tell you one thing, then follow up with a “but,” that contradicts what they just said. They start with a panic line, but then condition it with: “but we still don’t know.” That way they get to scare your ass, then cover their own. So let’s follow the “buts“, and see where these asses take us.
According to Axios, the website, not my Pilates instructor, the country is bracing for a terrifying wave of omicron. But, the new variant seems to be much less severe. But Boris Johnson says there is a tidal wave coming. But one of his experts adds: only ten people have been admitted to the hospital with it. But we should have known: never believe anything a person says who doesn’t own a comb.
HOW IS COVID GOING TO END?
Still, you must get a third dose to bring the level of protection back up! Because the variant seems to spread among people who’ve received two jabs. But it’s not a big deal for those who get it. Still, you gotta mask up and get another dose.
But this is nothing like the previous strains. Compared to delta — you barely notice it, and it’s much less powerful. If Alec Baldwin were the first strain, this one is Billy… Or Danny… Or Steven.
But! — new data from Europe “hint” that omicron is poised to explode in the US. True, they said the same thing about the metric system. But the variant is less likely to lead to hospitalization in adults! So this is the PG version of an R-rated film. Like when they cut out all the swearing and boobs from “Old Yeller.”
Fact is, more people are hospitalized for putting power tools in their butts, according to emergency rooms located near Home…
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