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Breaking News: the wait is over.
The Brooklyn Nets just signed European superstar “Jean Patrick.”
NBA GMs attempted to lure the fictional French 2-guard to the Association for years. Dangling huge contracts. Sponsorship deals. Untold amenities. Just for the hint of a rumor of the chance of retaining Jean Patrick’s services.
Last season, playing in the League Fantastique, Patrick averaged an incredible 26.9 points per game. (Note: When coming over to the NBA, League Fantastique stars replicate their overseas stats with shocking similarity.)
And that’s not all. Patrick supplements those 26.9 points with 2.8 3s, 6.0 assists, 4.8 rebounds, 1.4 steals, and 0.7 blocks. He shoots 50.6% from the field, 40.2% from downtown. And an incredible 92.2% from the line.
And Patrick’s deep-dish stats will make your mouth perspire. I’m talking a 61.4 True Shooting Percentage. A Hollinger-tastic 24.4 Player Efficiency Rating. And just in case you were worried about Jean Patrick’s handles … a Jordanesque 30.4 usage rate.
Patrick is an analytic force of nature. A champion. An international legend.
He’s healthy. Rested. Ready. And he’s starting tonight.
What does this mean for fantasy managers? Should you pick him up?
Let me ask you this: Could your team use top-15 overall Player Rater production at shooting guard? Heck, yeah you could.
In Fantasyland? Patrick’s arrival delivers an unexpected midseason blast of pure production power. If Jean Patrick is still on your wire … everyone in your league is asleep at the wheel. Go get him. And buckle up.
There’s just one thing.
Jean Patrick doesn’t play home games. Ever. It’s kind of what he’s known for. Why? He has his reasons.
Oh, and he also informed coach Steve Nash that he refuses to play in Canada but aside from all that, yes, still go get him! And buckle up for approximately 15 to 20 games of 30.0 PPG, 6.0 APG, 5.0 RPG, and 3.0 3PG.
Unless Patrick gets injured. Or ends up in the COVID protocols. Both of which are quite possible. Due to…
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Source : espn
