Gutfeld: Whoopi would never defend me, but I’ll defend her

Who knew Whoopi was a Caryn? I thought that was only for white people, like Toyota Priuses and skiing. Roll it, Frances.

JOY BEHAR: Good morning and welcome to “The View.” You all saw the news. Whoopi will be back here in two weeks. OK. 

Oh, it’s so cute when one of their side gets punished. They sulk like they ran out of raw cookie dough in the green room. Yeah. ABC suspended Whoopi for two weeks because she said the Holocaust had nothing to do with race. She said this on a show called “The View,” which makes everything about race — except now. 

WHOOPI GOLDBERG: The Holocaust isn’t about race. … It’s not about race. It’s about man’s inhumanity to man.

WHOOPI GOLDBERG SUSPENDED FROM ‘THE VIEW’ FOLLOWING HOLOCAUST REMARKS

Yeah, that’s heroically stupid, even for “The View.” What did she think Hitler meant when he said Master Race? The 100-meter dash at the Berlin Olympics? 

So for the first time in “The View’s” history, it’s not about race. Just some whites exterminating 6 million other whites. So what’s the big deal? 

Her reasoning reminds me of the guy who looks at black-on-black crime and says, “That’s just them doing what they do.” 

Of course, it’s that if that callous person were me or you, we would be canceled faster than a Tinder date with Andrew Cuomo. But thanks to liberal privilege, Whoopi hangs on, which is fine since she apologized, but not before digging an even deeper hole than the one in her head. Here she is on Colbert, which is French for “crushing bore.”

GOLDBERG: I feel being black when we talk about race, it’s a very different thing to me. So I said that I felt that the Holocaust wasn’t about race. People were very angry and they said, “No, no, we are a race.” And I understand. I understand. I felt differently. This wasn’t based on the skin. You couldn’t tell who was Jewish. They had issues with ethnicity — not with race. Because most of…