Gutfeld: Government health agencies put their reputations over your life

So if there’s anything we learned from COVID, it’s that our leaders and experts lie and they suck. 

That’s it. Good night, everybody. 

First, a leader, so-called leader VP Kamala Harris, or as Joe calls her, President Harris, as she attempts to string some words together, like cheap, half-blinking Christmas lights, and she’s the dimmest bulb. 

INTERVIEWER: Six former administration officials last week wrote that open letter urging the administration to change course, to change strategy. Is it time? 

VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS: It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day. Every day it is time for us to agree that there are things and tools that are available to us to slow this thing down.

Hmm, that time is every day. Wow. It’s like a song lyric. That’s not word salad — that’s a turd salad with a vinaigrette of voter regret. 

BIDEN WHITE HOUSE PUMMELED FOR ROLLOUT OF COVID TESTS EXPECTED TO SHIP ‘WITHIN 7-12 DAYS OF ORDERING’

She just starts talking, hoping the words line up like kids at the school cafeteria, but instead they scatter like a deck of cards in a strong wind. Two metaphors, tied together.

It’s funny — the Dems were hoping her youthful enthusiasm would rub off on Biden, which is hard to do because they’ve only been in the same room twice in the last year. 

But instead, Biden’s incoherence has rubbed off on her. Apparently, it’s as contagious as omicron. Here’s a comparison. 

PRESIDENT BIDEN: Count the vote. Count the vote. Count the vote. 

HARRIS: I urge people to — you can Google it or go on to any search engine and find out where free testing and the free testing site is available.

BIDEN: And to help lead our federal testing program, I’ve talked, I’ve talked, I’ve — excuse me, I’ve tapped Dr. Tom Inglesby. I hope I pronounce Inglesby correct.

HARRIS: I have to look at the current information. I…