Greg Gutfeld: Why do our leaders embrace fake problems and ignore real ones?

So, have you noticed how great things are going in America? Another massive caravan coming our way, surging past Mexican forces. And surging past Mexico in general. 

You know, I feel bad for Mexico. Imagine thousands of people apparently escaping a mortal hell in total desperation. And they enter your country. And say, “no thanks, we’ll keep going.” Mexico must feel like everyone’s first wife. 

It’s really rude –  it’s like asking the maître d’ of a restaurant directions to another restaurant. It’s like going up to the hostess at Applebee’s and saying: “Excuse me, do you know a place nearby that offers mainstream American dishes served in a casual dining setting, that offers pasta, burgers, and delicious riblet appetizers? And no… Not you.”

That’s Mexico. Everyone walking right on through like it’s the hosiery department at Macy’s. It’s more demoralizing than not getting a rose on the bachelor. Just ask Kat.

But that’s not the only problem. We don’t just have inflation, but apparently hyperinflation. I asked Larry Kudlow what hyperinflation was, and he said, Greg, its inflation, but hyper. Then he punched me in the face. 

Now we’ve covered the rising crime rates already. The supply chain crisis continues to make lives hell. 

And there’s this:

Video montage of Joe Biden bumbling during speeches and appearances

That instills confidence. It raises the question: how can you be lost in thought, when you have no thoughts?

Yep – we’re in worse shape than Stelter after the holidays. (Did you know his astrological sign is egg nog?)

So what are our leaders focusing on right now? Well Friday, the White House released a 42-page plan to solve these very problems. I kid. It’s to promote gender equality. Cuz that’s the urgent problem. And no – not just at home, but abroad. A broad. That’s funny, a sexist would say.

Never mind the murder rate, the open border or hyperinflation here at home. There’s a hostess at the IHOP in…