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As you know, just hours after our All-American Christmas tree was torched by a babbling madman, not to be confused with Geraldo, a new tree was erected and looks absolutely fabulous. So a big ‘thank you’ to that adorable tiny elf Dana Perino, and all her tiny little elf friends.
It’s almost as fabulous-looking as Harold Ford Jr! Yes, welcome Mr. Ford to his first time on the show. Boy, do you need a new agent. This show kills more jobs than China.
FOX NEWS’ ALL-AMERICAN CHRISTMAS TREE REBUILT, RELIT AT NYC HEADQUARTERS FOLLOWING ARSON ATTACK
But it’s a tribute to the spirit of the people who work here and deliver this magnificent show: you can burn down the damn tree, and we’re just gunna put up another. And by we, I mean, not me. Other people did it. I didn’t put it back up. The only thing I know how to put up is a two-way bathroom mirror.
But also, just hours after the fox Christmas tree was torched by a babbling madman, the babbling madman was released. CNN anchors now face more punishment than arsonists. You win, universe.
Also, here’s a funny side story: a photographer told the New York Post that the arsonist had allegedly exposed himself to reporters outside the Ghislaine Maxwell trial in Manhattan last week. Okay, that’s not a funny side story. But at least we found something Joe DeVito and the arsonist share in common.
And thanks to this madman, we’re learning how many crimes you can get away with. Showing your junk and burning people’s stuff – what Kilmeade calls a Tuesday.
FOX SQUARE ALL-AMERICAN CHRISTMAS TREE ARSON SUSPECT FREE ON NO BAIL
Now, I won’t say the Christmas creep’s name, because that’s what he really wants – also, it’s hard to pronounce. Is it Doosaay? Or Dooceeee?
But it’s true — the arsonist who torched the Fox News Christmas tree was freed after his arraignment Wednesday night ‘cuz his charges were not eligible for bail under new liberal reform laws. He has a better chance of facing…
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