Greg Gutfeld: I can’t quit Chris Cuomo


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So – all is not well at CNN. Yes, there is more friction in the fake news factory than there is between Stelter’s thighs while wearing his favorite pair of lululemons.

I speak of the network home of hysterics, hall monitors, and one anchor who would make a great — well, anchor. As you know, Chris Cuomo is in more hot water than a package of Ramen noodles. He just got suspended, indefinitely.

MSNBC AVOIDS BREAKING NEWS OF CHRIS CUOMO’S SUSPENSION, REFRAINS FROM CRITICIZING RIVAL CNN ANCHOR

According to the New York attorney general’s office, Chris was far more involved in his brother’s damage control efforts than previously admitted. I know — a CNN anchor shading the truth? Whoever heard of that?

Donald Trump, October 2020: CNN got very angry. Fake news. CNN is totally fake

As you know, Andrew Cuomo, the ex-governor, was accused of sexual harassment multiple times. The guy touched more women than Pete Davidson at a wrap party. Chris admitted to helping his brother out in fighting the accusations – and who wouldn’t help his brother, really?

But new documents reveal he was in regular touch with his bro’s former top aide, and as accusations piled up, Chris demanded knowing when damaging articles would come out — promising he’d use his media connections to help his sleazy sibling.

So this is turning into the best Lifetime movie I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen them all. Including “The 12 Men of Christmas.” Now previously, Chris said he never made calls to the press about his brother – and why shouldn’t we believe him? He’s been so honest before!

Chris Cuomo, April 2020: All right, here it is. The official reentry from the basement. Cleared by CDC. Little sweaty, just worked out-happens. This is what I’ve been dreaming of

ANDERSON COOPER AWKWARDLY ADDRESSES CHRIS CUOMO SUSPENSION TO CNN VIEWERS, FILLS IN FOR EMBATTLED ANCHOR

Man, to pull that off, you need a blind spot the size of Wendy Williams’ feet. 

But it seems…



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