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First, some encouraging news about the pandemic.
A sampling today from wastewater facilities in Florida found that 100 percent of them contained the omicron strain, meaning it was in everyone’s poop.
Now I know that sounds bad, except that when it comes to people seeking treatment for COVID, it’s all about the delta variant. Meaning that omicron might be everywhere, but it’s mild.
Now, when asked how they could tell it was omicron and not the delta variant in the wastewater, the spokesman replied, “It just tasted different.”
All that work for a poop joke.
But it’s true.
HARRIS SAYS BIDEN ADMINISTRATION FAILED TO SEE EITHER DELTA OR OMICRON VARIANTS COMING: REPORT
So speaking of COVID insanity, I’ll be flying out tomorrow to do an event in Scottsdale, Ariz., and I’m really looking forward to it. The event, but not the flying.
Frankly, I’d rather have a threesome with Joy Behar and a weed whacker.
I told you about the last time I flew, it was like a flashback of fifth grade detention, and this time I wasn’t the bully.
It was then, on an airline named after a COVID variant, that I was lectured by a flight attendant who was as mean as a centipede with gout.
The angry airbag threatened me with a warning because my mask slipped below my nose. So I said to her: How else am I going to snort these lines?
I was kidding. She wasn’t. She said she would write me up. And they’re wondering why some passengers are losing their cool. Because the airlines are blaming us rather than solving the basic problems underlying the conflicts.
Axios is now reporting that airline crews are making even more changes, so they can stop being afraid to go to work. Right. They’re scared of you, the passengers.
The changes included mandatory self-defense training, an industry-wide no-fly list for disruptive passengers, and the end of to-go cups for alcohol. Why not just kill me.
But yet none of that is really going to…
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