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Happy Monday, everybody. I can’t wait for these midterms to be over. Then, I can get a head start on destroying democracy. You know, that’s been a dream of mine since I got zero votes for prom queen.
But don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. I CC’d of you, including you people watching me on a TV at Best Buy. We’re all meeting right after the elections down by the city dump. You know where Kilmeade gets his furniture. By the way, Brian said we could use his old hairpieces for the Molotov cocktails. Those things are more flammable than baby pajamas.
Yeah. But why not embrace with the Democrats predict? The end of democracy, which begins with voting, the fundamental element to democracy. It’s like saying pizza is going to disappear the moment you start making dough. It’s great. First, they hate the Electoral College. Now they hate simple majorities, too. Next, they’ll call “America’s Got Talent” an insurrection.
So that means we Conservatives’ adherence to the Constitution are only voting to destroy the Constitution. It makes absolutely no sense at all. It’s like adding a 28th Amendment that says “none of the above.” It’s as incoherent as a Biden speech after his daily COVID shot. But that’s our plan, according to the insane clown****. I mean, posse. That was a mistake. A mistake.
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Destroy democracy. Okay, then I’m in. First thing I want to do is take away the right to vote from all Democrats. We can start with the dead ones, and hand them over to Republicans. That’s right. A Republican gets two votes, a Dem gets none as opposed to 2020 when it was the other way around. Am I right? Can I say that? Of course, I was kidding.
Because, like Jim Cramer’s market outlook, nothing the Dems predicts ever happens. If AOC really thought the world is ending in 2032, she wouldn’t spend her final days hitting on Elon Musk. And it’s…
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