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So today, let’s talk about heroes, people who risked their lives for others, people who put your needs before theirs.
In our ab-obsessed, fitness-conscious world, we forget about this man – the man with the beer gut – the individual who took on the burden of girth so that we might marvel at its worth when we’re at the beach or with letters written on it at a freezing football game, or even better in the mirror over your bed.
It’s impressive that men and women can achieve such unfettered size. It almost defies biology.
Meanwhile, instead, we applaud those who have six-pack abs, even though with the right genes and a week of Kat’s cooking, anyone can do that.
PREGNANT MAN, PREGNANT PERSON EMOJI COMING TO APPLE IPHONES
And yet gargantuan guts go unnoticed. Until now.
Yes, thank God finally, it’s here. A beer gut emoji has arrived to Apple iPhones with its latest voluntary update.
This new emoji comes in five different skin tones, so someone with a massive beer gut can be any shade that he, she or they want.
Budweiser and pancakes do not discriminate. Like Bill Hemmer’s hot tub, it’s totally inclusive.
Now I’m aware this is a small step for beer guts. But what’s next?
Maybe one day he or she can be on the Supreme Court, if he identifies, at least as a Black woman of color first, which should happen.
I mean, if a woman with a penis can swim against a woman without a penis that a White man without a vagina could be on the Supreme Court, provided he identifies as a Black woman with a vagina or without? I am confused.
But let me finish: Of course, our racist country would probably flip out.
Did you see the latest ABC News poll?
As you know, our unifier in chief said he’d only nominate a Black woman to the Supreme Court.
The guy works like a bottle of white-out in reverse, but 76% of Americans would prefer him to consider all possible nominees instead of, say, limiting his search to only seven percent of the…
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