Greg Gutfeld: Joe Biden is unifying the country in disapproval of him

Joe Biden’s popularity is like his teeth at night – underwater. If he sunk any deeper, he’d have crabs, because he’d be in the sea. That’s where the crabs live. Get your mind out of the gutter. 

His approval rating is at 39%, even after the Roe vs. Wade leak, which was designed to breathe life into his unconscious presidency. It was one Biden leak that didn’t demand a change of pants. 

It still didn’t work. In fact, thanks to idiots heading to the justices’ houses like they were invited to a barbecue, it quickly turned into a freak show. But with more bearded ladies. Underrated, by the way. 

GREG GUTFELD: THE PARODIES WE’VE CREATED ARE NOW REAL

When you saw the protests, you probably like me, wish their mommies had been as pro-abortion as their offspring. Why not? That’s how you support them. You also were reminded that pro-choice doesn’t always mean choosing soap and water. 

The worst stat of all, this jaw dropping one from NBC News, 75% of the population thinks this country is going in the wrong direction. That’s astounding. You couldn’t get more agreement from a room of children if you yelled “who wants ice cream and no homework?”

Meanwhile, 16% think the country is headed in the right direction. Which raises the question, who the hell is this 16%? Just as I suspected, a CNN production meeting. 

So we live in polarizing times, we’re told, and the polarization is driven by the media that does all it can to keep us at each other’s throats. They see everything through the lens of identity politics and everywhere they look, except in the mirror, is proof of racism. 

I thought that would destroy America, but instead it’s destroying the Democratic party and places like CNN and MSNBC. They’re losing viewers. And it’s created unity, a near…